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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

damnthatswhack:

This is mesmerizing

damnthatswhack:

This is mesmerizing

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

perks-of-being-chinese:

perks-of-being-chinese:

officialpigeon:

my favourite fruit are reds

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shut up its fucking blood orange

#plot twist

etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story

sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

uss-gallifrey:

himaryua:

dogmanbirdgirl:

himaryua:

himaryua:

OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

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I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y

can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream

THAT’S NOTHING

THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR. image

IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER

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my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen

I think you just won. 

(Source: durito)

spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts)

ashiftiperson:

amtrax:

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be


I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.

That’s not just the bro code.  That’s just the right fucking thing to do.

ashiftiperson:

amtrax:

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.

Many mixed feelings.

That’s not just the bro code.  That’s just the right fucking thing to do.

dialupmodem:

uunq:

chesterthecheetah:

okay tumblr i have a game

take this image and keep adding onto it

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(Source: greatjaggi)

brandnoose:

brandnoose:

what should i do for my 15,000 post???

wait a second i fucked up

brandnoose:

brandnoose:

what should i do for my 15,000 post???

wait a second i fucked up

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