Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
Seriously what is this. I love it.
No Labels
Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice.
socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
New Misheard Song Lyrics! It’s a 90’s Edition!
STOP! HAM TIME!
i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza
my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD
LOOK
PIZZA
my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded
some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX
I’VE DONE A GOOD
Scumbag Genetics
This is now the greatest meme ever.
(Source: corgiscatsandmemes)
my wifi adapter is being so shitty i’m gonna kill myself
i’m a ghost now
is that a bedsheet on your head
no i’m a ghost
do you ever just open photoshop to do things
I LOST IT AT THE END OKAY.
LOL THE LAST ONE HAHAA
